slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

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allthingseurope:

Amsterdam, Netherlands (by Curtis Gregory Perry)

allthingseurope:

Amsterdam, Netherlands (by Curtis Gregory Perry)

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kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

kirk-:

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirk:

what does rofl stand for

rise our father lucifer

thanks

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basedgosh:

if my kids end up being better looking than me theyre grounded

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Beautiful Cinema - Thor: The Dark World

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callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

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nobraska:

this is me

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source: melisica 2,580 notes 7.25.2014 8:08 PM

flymyass:

person: whats your major?

me: EXTREME DEATH

what college you going to?

me: AWESOME SKELETON HELL COLLEGE

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