"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"
"oh sorry about that sir"
what does rofl stand for
rise our father lucifer
if my kids end up being better looking than me theyre grounded
i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,
person: whats your major?
me: ＥＸＴＲＥＭＥ ＤＥＡＴＨ
what college you going to?
me: ＡＷＥＳＯＭＥ ＳＫＥＬＥＴＯＮ ＨＥＬＬ ＣＯＬＬＥＧＥ